by Ashok Aggarwal | May 19, 2015 | Jokes, Life
asparagus [uh-spar-uh-guh s] noun 1. any plant of the genus Asparagus, of the lily family, especially A. officianalis, cultivated for its edible shoots. 2. the shoots, eaten as a vegetable. 3. a small plant containing small amounts of the devil himself. just enough...
by Ashok Aggarwal | Dec 22, 2010 | Jokes, Life
The only shots we get are the ones we can no longer make. Rounder bodies fill the lanes on defense, forcing the outside shot more (see #4). Lack of conditioning means that the one or two guys that actually run “fast break” on offense are always outnumbered...
by Ashok Aggarwal | Dec 13, 2010 | Business, Jokes, Life, Technology
I am thankful for my old gigabit switch getting “louder”. As annoying as the sounds may get, I understand this as one last, loyal yelp to let me know he is about to die…which I appreciate as opposed to him just up-and-dying on me immediately without...
by Ashok Aggarwal | Sep 16, 2007 | Business, Jokes, Others People's Quotes, Quotes, Technology
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams
by Ashok Aggarwal | Jan 28, 2007 | Jokes, Life
I don’t think the US has had a good hidden camera show since the classic days of Candid Camera. All you see these days is the MTV’s Punk’d, America’s Funniest Video (AFV) or whatever they call it, and maybe a few others that last 1-2 seasons...
by Ashok Aggarwal | Nov 13, 2006 | Jokes
A man flying in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and descended to shouting range. “Excuse me,” he shouted. “Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him a half hour ago, but I...
