Mr. Aggarwal

In case you’re worried about what’s going to become of the younger generation, it’s going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. – Roger Allen

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. – Max Beerbohm

Vegetarian – Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can’t hunt, fish, or ride. — (on an apron in California)

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. – Thomas Jefferson

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. – Napoleon Bonaparte

Of all the parts of your body that can cause the most pain to others and yourself, your tongue is way ahead of the rest. – Ashok Aggarwal (offshoot of my Mother)

If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all. – Unknown

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real? – Ray Bradbury

Almost always, the person who complains that the current leader is unfit to lead doesn’t realize he will say the same for anyone who is leading. – Ashok Aggarwal

Statistics say that one person in every family is considered a fool by their family members.  Think about your family…if you don’t consider one of them fools… – Ashok Aggarwal (offshoot of Rita Mae Brown)

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. – Peter Ustinov

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – Jack London

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. – Aneurin Bevan

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. – Isaac Asimov

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball