The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. – Laurence J. Peter
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. – Laurence J. Peter
Code Monkey Song
This is some funny stuff. I’ll let you enjoy the music (by Jonathan Coulton) along with a funny “music video”.
| Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager oughta write goddamn login page himself Code Monkey not say it out loud Code Monkey not crazy just proud Code Monkey like Fritos |
Code Monkey hang around at front desk tell you sweater look nice Code Monkey offer buy you soda bring you cup bring you ice you say no thank you for the soda ’cause soda make you fat anyway you busy with the telephone no time for chat Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle Code Monkey like Fritos |
Code Monkey have every reason to get out this place Code Monkey just keep on working to see your soft pretty face Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake Take bath, take nap This job fulfilling in creative way such a load of crap Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you Code Monkey just waiting for now Code Monkey say someday, somehow Code Monkey like Fritos |
Disclaimer: This is in no way meant posted to be demeaning to coders, programmers, developers, or anyone else who might take offense.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. – Desiderius Erasmus
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. – Desiderius Erasmus
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